Snusk ÄR kul!

Idag är det Halloween på riktigt, men frukta ej, jag ska bara vara snuskig idag. Det här läskiga kommer en annan gång.
 
En present jag fick från mamma och syster är Mad Libs. Kan nog vara den roligaste tidsfördriven om man inte har något att göra. Men det blir roligare om man har snuskhumor.
 
"A charming story with a happy ending"
Once upon a vibrating time, there were three little pigs. The first little pig was very horny, and he built a house for himself out of tampongs. The second little pig was hairy, and he built a house out of spoons. But the third little pig was very wacky, and he built his house out of genuine worms. Well one day, a mean old wolf came along and saw the houses. 'WOW!' he said. 'I'll jerk off and I'll caress and I'll blow your hous down'. And he blew down the first little pig's tissue and the second little pig's condoms. The two little pigs ran to the third pig's house. Thereupon, the wolf began blowing, but he couldn't blow down the third little pig's toilet house. So he came off into the forest, and the three little pale pigs moved to Chicago and went into the sausage buisness.

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